It depends on what it is and if you are male or female. If you are female, you have an advantage in that you have access to the object from another angle as well, albeit through a membrane. You can use fingers in your vagina to apply gentle downward pressure while your other hand or a helper encourages the anus to relax and the object to come out with lube. But beware of causing further injury or lodging the object in a worse position. And keep in mind that the colon is designed to expel reasonably sized objects fecal material naturally, so relax and work with your body.
UK woman Emma Phillips, 24, recently made headlines for an unfortunate reason: A 7-inch sex toy she'd been using with her boyfriend disappeared inside her butt. Phillips and her boyfriend reportedly looked around the bed for the sex toy once they realized it was missing—only to discover that it was still inside Phillips, buzzing. The couple tried—and failed—to remove the toy using a fork handle and barbecue prongs.
Make EMS1 your homepage. Lots of medics have a go to "that one patient" story they share when asked by friends or family for something they never expected to hear about in the ambulance. The X-ray will provide crucial information in formulating a plan of attack in removing the unwanted occupant.